Disgruntled 18 year old boy with a horrible sense of humor and specializes in being super boring.

haemus:

U kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

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lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

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kingcheddarxvii:

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

OH NO
MAYA NO
NOOOOOOO
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mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
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unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms
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nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn
Posted 23 hours ago // 32,875 notes // (via sexualhorsey , org. exploitastic )